oh what a day! should have turned the car around and headed home! i sure know why VA is making (attempting to anyway) road rage laws!
at one 'well traveled' traffic light....2 lanes get a green arrow to turn left. i'm in the outside lane, blonde chick in cute car is inside lane.....light turns green, cars go forward, blonde chick cuts into my lane.
now, really,,,, i only had to just tap my brakes to avoid a collision & i didn't lay on the horn, kinda just bip bip deal.....ya know, what the ????
blonde chick moves to the side of me, keeps pulling up, dropping back, pulling up & i'm thinking jeepers what is her deal, she cut ME off!
so she slides back up the side of me & i roll down the window, obviously she needs to speak to me! she's screaming, "i had a green light lady" (uhhh, blonde chick, so did I!)
so i'm letting her get it out and then (by now we're at the next red light) i say..............loudly -as i have tried to interrupt her dissertation about how she had a green light several times -- TWO lanes get the green light, TWO lanes go left --(finally, when i use my two fingers to show her TWO) and YOU cut me off......she gets it!!!
immediately her balloon pops, the rage fades and she says "you're absolutely right, i'm sorry" and she keeps level with me (yea, we're driving again, the light turned green!) and she's apologizing and all i want to do is clap my hands **YAY** she GOT it (she is blonde mind you)
i tell her thank you (for apologizing) and head in to work where the best part of the day ends up being the blonde chick and her i'm sorry!
can i have a beer now?
p.s. i have nothing against blonde chicks! several of my 6 sisters are blonde (or have been blonde in their lives!!!) my DIL is blonde, L B, L J, L M are all blonde, #1 son is blonde ~~~ blonde people of the world please don't take offense :)
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
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